Humor Me, I"m Your Mother

by Barbara Johnson

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Written in English
Cover of: Humor Me, I
Published: Pages: 96 Downloads: 835
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  • Topic - Family,
  • American Satire And Humor,
  • Parent And Child,
  • Humor,
  • Parenting - Motherhood,
  • Humor / Topic / Family,
  • Christianity - Theology - Apologetics,
  • Apologetics,
  • Christian Life - General,
  • Child rearing,
  • Motherhood
The Physical Object
Number of Pages96
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL8261927M
ISBN 100849900395
ISBN 109780849900396

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I’m fine. I knew you’d be worried, but I didn’t get a chance to call you last night.” By now, the woman on the other end of the phone realized that the caller got a wrong number, so she said: “I’m sorry. I don’t have a daughter named Angela.” A teenage girl, in tears, replied: “Please don’t be so mad at me mom!”.

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